iamtonysexual
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
sayin’ WAIT SHIT NO COME BACK I NEED THOSE
(Source: iamtonysexual)
(via i-like-pigeons)
missionkimpossible
can you please stop adding irrelevant comments to pictures you’re giving me cancer
the northern lights are a myth
1 in every 4 people is gay.
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.
(via chaystar)
chickentatum
sometimes it lasts in love
but sometimes it hurts instead
(Source: chickentatum, via chaystar)
NO.
YOU’RE WRONG.
DON’T TRY TO CORRECT ME YOU ILLITERATE MACHINE.No, it wants you to spell the right way
THE AMERICAN WAY
petitetiaras
humourmebitches
What did the clock do when he was hungry?
He went back four seconds.
(via chaystar)
councilwoman
- if i was a doctor
- hot guy: i sprained my wrist
- me: okay take off your underwear
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
(via chaystar)
littlereasonstosmile
A “knot” ring. The ring symbolizes a knot that is not quite tied yet, but has all intentions of being tied. A promise ring.
(via littlereasonstosmile)
